6ouncesshredded Monterey Jack cheese(melty goodness)
6ouncesshredded Colby cheese(more cheese = more happiness)
1 16-ouncebox frozen chopped broccoli(thawed, drained, and dried (we’re getting all the water out so it doesn’t turn into a soggy mess))
2 1/2ouncesbacon pieces(crispy, crunchy, bacon—need I say more?)
1/2ouncediced yellow onion(because onions make everything more exciting)
1ounceall-purpose flour(because we’re holding everything together here)
Italian bread crumbs(as needed, to make everything crispy)
Instructions
Broccoli Prep:
First things first—thaw that broccoli. And when it’s thawed, you’re going to press it through a strainer. This is a must because no one wants soggy broccoli bites. Once you’ve done that, give it a good dry. We’re looking for dry broccoli here, not broccoli soup.
Eggs, Cheese, and Everything Nice:
Crack the eggs into a mixing bowl and beat them until they’re blended like a dreamy omelette. Now, toss in the shredded Monterey Jack and Colby cheese, because cheese makes everything better. Then add the bacon pieces, onions, and flour. Stir it all up with a spatula until you’ve got a cheesy, bacon-y, onion-y mixture that’s ready to rock.
Chill Out:
Pop this cheesy concoction into the fridge for about an hour. Why? Because chilling helps bind the mix together—so when it’s time to fry, it won’t fall apart like a sad pancake. Trust me, this step is worth it.
Fry Time Prep:
Heat up about 4 cups of oil in a fryer or deep pan to 350°F. While that’s heating up, set up a shallow pan with Italian bread crumbs. You want a nice crispy coating on these, so be generous with the breadcrumbs.
Making the Bites:
Scoop out about 1/2 ounce of the broccoli mixture and roll it into a ball. Coat each ball well with breadcrumbs—you want them to be fully covered, like they’re wearing a crispy jacket.
Frying Action:
Carefully place the broccoli bites into the hot oil. But don’t overcrowd them—give them space to shine. Fry them for about a minute, or until they’re golden brown and crispy. Then use a slotted spoon or tongs to remove them from the oil and place them on a plate lined with paper towels to soak up any excess oil.
Serve and Enjoy:
Serve these little golden bites with some Honey Mustard Dressing (or your favorite dipping sauce). They’re crispy, cheesy, and packed with flavor—perfect for any occasion (or just because you need a snack).
Notes
If you’re feeling extra fancy, sprinkle a little extra cheese on top before serving. You know, just to give it that “I’m basically a chef” vibe.